Coldplay’s Chris Martin caused a stir at a drunken Hollywood hotel-room bash in 2009, when he chucked a TV remote into the pool

Coldplay’s Chris Martin plays a swanee whistle as he completes his sexual endgame

“I won’t perform if there’s even the slightest chance that one of the little shits is in the audience,” says Coldplay’s Chris Martin, referring to the subject of his rather peculiar phobia. Chimney sweeps.